Oh, you're not purebred?!
Wow, if anything fumes me up more than anything in this world, it is straight up Hitler-lovin, Mein Kampf reading, unintelligent fat bastards who do not have a filter.
At work tonight, I was sitting at a table with a few co-workers, Nikko, Oliver, and the to-go specialist that I have never spoken to, Tim. We weren't sitting there but five minutes when Tim blurts out: "Yeah, we're sitting at a multicultural table...and I'm the only white guy here." Enter Brad...an awesome coworker of mine who also happens to be white. Brad sits for a few minutes, then leaves and misses allll the good stuff. You shoulda stayed put Brad!! Your boy Tim was layin out all the Aryan good stuff for the brownies at the table!!
He started off by asking us why it was "acceptable" for blacks and mexicans to get tattoos that say Mexican/Black pride, but it would be so wrong if a white person got a tattoo that said "white pride."
"Well," I said "perhaps it's because there were some white people that have oppressed people of color throughout history....so to get a tattoo that throws a blanket generalization of supremacy of one race might be just a tad offensive."
Oliver jumps in: "Yeah, it would be different if you specified, like...oh I don't know 'Lithuanian Pride" but to get a tattoo that just says 'White Pride' I think might offend some people."
YOU WOULD THINK THE DUMB-FUCK WOULD STOP THERE.
"Yeah I went to go buy Mein Kampf the other day just to see why it was so bad. The black cashier rang me up and gave me the hardest stare...it was the slowest transaction ever, and I'm thinking 'come on lady, i'm paying in cash!' It's not like she knew why I was buying it."
He asserted that he only bought it to find out "why it was so bad," but then he proceeded to say the following...
"I don't understand why people spend top dollar to keep pure-bred dogs, but don't mind mixing with other races. I mean, why would you want your kids all muddled up? People should be pure-bred too."
WOW. My blood simmered. WAY TO CONTRADICT YOURSELF YOU REDNECK FAT BASTARD.
This, coupled with the fact that earlier tonight, while I was standing in the kitchen I heard him say "Fucking Mexicans" regarding the cooks in the kitchen who are ALL Hispanic men reaaaaaallly set me off.
I turned to him and said "WHAT ARE YOU?!" The tone in my voice suggested, "you can't be a human being living in the Northern half of this country saying some redneck confederate bullshit like that!" I mean, if that fat bitch wants to marry his goddam cousins just to be purebred, by all means you sack of shit, be my fucking guest, but DO NOT spread words like that within my listening sphere unless you want some tobasco sauce in your fucking eyes.
Before I let anything else out, Oliver quickly jumped in with a neutralizing comment: "I think kids that are mixed are always so cute." I agreed bc I had to simmer myself down, otherwise, I might have cut him.
By saying that stupid shit, he offended almost EVERYONE I know, but in particular, he offended half of my nieces, who are mixed children. They are the joy of my life and I would die for them. So for that racist COW OF A BASTARD to say some stupid shit like that just got him on my shit list. I'm brown, yes, but I was about to get black on ol' boy. And oooooh let him say something else of that nature, I will have NO problem letting him have it, accompanied by a slap in the face. Tomorrow I will march straight to my GM to let her know that this sack of shit that they hired is a Hitler-loving Nazi redneck.
I mean it is one thing to not like people, but keep that shit to yourself. I may joke around that I am an equal-opportunity racist, but shit, I would NEVER EVER dare to mean anything I say when it comes to that, not only bc I am a minority, but because in all reality, I am close to people of many races and ethnicities....and many people in my family are mixed like a motherfudder. This is America, goddamit. Melting pot like no other. NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE, and I can put my life on this, NO ONE is purebred. So I'm warning you now readers, if this fat bitch says ANYTHING remotely close to what he uttered tonight, ya'll gonna have to visit my ass in jail....my fucking Mexican self....RIGHT TIM?
At work tonight, I was sitting at a table with a few co-workers, Nikko, Oliver, and the to-go specialist that I have never spoken to, Tim. We weren't sitting there but five minutes when Tim blurts out: "Yeah, we're sitting at a multicultural table...and I'm the only white guy here." Enter Brad...an awesome coworker of mine who also happens to be white. Brad sits for a few minutes, then leaves and misses allll the good stuff. You shoulda stayed put Brad!! Your boy Tim was layin out all the Aryan good stuff for the brownies at the table!!
He started off by asking us why it was "acceptable" for blacks and mexicans to get tattoos that say Mexican/Black pride, but it would be so wrong if a white person got a tattoo that said "white pride."
"Well," I said "perhaps it's because there were some white people that have oppressed people of color throughout history....so to get a tattoo that throws a blanket generalization of supremacy of one race might be just a tad offensive."
Oliver jumps in: "Yeah, it would be different if you specified, like...oh I don't know 'Lithuanian Pride" but to get a tattoo that just says 'White Pride' I think might offend some people."
YOU WOULD THINK THE DUMB-FUCK WOULD STOP THERE.
"Yeah I went to go buy Mein Kampf the other day just to see why it was so bad. The black cashier rang me up and gave me the hardest stare...it was the slowest transaction ever, and I'm thinking 'come on lady, i'm paying in cash!' It's not like she knew why I was buying it."
He asserted that he only bought it to find out "why it was so bad," but then he proceeded to say the following...
"I don't understand why people spend top dollar to keep pure-bred dogs, but don't mind mixing with other races. I mean, why would you want your kids all muddled up? People should be pure-bred too."
WOW. My blood simmered. WAY TO CONTRADICT YOURSELF YOU REDNECK FAT BASTARD.
This, coupled with the fact that earlier tonight, while I was standing in the kitchen I heard him say "Fucking Mexicans" regarding the cooks in the kitchen who are ALL Hispanic men reaaaaaallly set me off.
I turned to him and said "WHAT ARE YOU?!" The tone in my voice suggested, "you can't be a human being living in the Northern half of this country saying some redneck confederate bullshit like that!" I mean, if that fat bitch wants to marry his goddam cousins just to be purebred, by all means you sack of shit, be my fucking guest, but DO NOT spread words like that within my listening sphere unless you want some tobasco sauce in your fucking eyes.
Before I let anything else out, Oliver quickly jumped in with a neutralizing comment: "I think kids that are mixed are always so cute." I agreed bc I had to simmer myself down, otherwise, I might have cut him.
By saying that stupid shit, he offended almost EVERYONE I know, but in particular, he offended half of my nieces, who are mixed children. They are the joy of my life and I would die for them. So for that racist COW OF A BASTARD to say some stupid shit like that just got him on my shit list. I'm brown, yes, but I was about to get black on ol' boy. And oooooh let him say something else of that nature, I will have NO problem letting him have it, accompanied by a slap in the face. Tomorrow I will march straight to my GM to let her know that this sack of shit that they hired is a Hitler-loving Nazi redneck.
I mean it is one thing to not like people, but keep that shit to yourself. I may joke around that I am an equal-opportunity racist, but shit, I would NEVER EVER dare to mean anything I say when it comes to that, not only bc I am a minority, but because in all reality, I am close to people of many races and ethnicities....and many people in my family are mixed like a motherfudder. This is America, goddamit. Melting pot like no other. NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE, and I can put my life on this, NO ONE is purebred. So I'm warning you now readers, if this fat bitch says ANYTHING remotely close to what he uttered tonight, ya'll gonna have to visit my ass in jail....my fucking Mexican self....RIGHT TIM?
posted by LoveisLife4Nen at 12:14 AM
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