Noxema this, Jerks!

I've been blessed with relatively clear skin. Never had to invest in pimple creams or cover up. But Lord help me when I do get a little friend on my face. Not only are they shiny, but they are in the most conspicuous places on my face!! The tip of my nose, the middle of my forehead, and the latest, RIGHT on my bottom lip! It's like "hey, did you say hello to my zit?"

Weekend was nothing special, lots of work. People must have felt bad that I was lugging my gigantor zit around bc they were very generous.

I served a couple on Saturday night who were so down to earth and too hilarious for their own good. After talking to me for a half hour the man suggested that I implement change in this world via people's hearts. I told him that I was a psychology major and he said...and I quote:
"fuck that psychological bullshit, you can't change a kid's sense of self by getting into their heads, you gotta make them feel loved, ya gotta make them like who they are when they look in the mirror. shit, jen, start a youth center in your old neighborhood, give those kids a reason for life so they won't turn to drugs and gangs. SHOW THEM LOVE....THAT'S how you will save a kid."

I took his words into consideration and he couldn't be more right.
The way to make changes in this world is through the heart.

Speaking of hearting things, I heart Viggo Mortenson (Aragorn in Lord of the Rings.)

Went to the Latino film festival for the first time ever tonight with my new friend Luis the fifth (he doesnt know I call him that) to see "Corazon de Melon." The message I got from the film: "chubby girls need lovin too." I absolutely LOVED the film but I may have to disagree with the idea that chubby girls don't get lovin. I know plenty of chubby girls that get way more play than I ever will. At the end of the movie, the self-proclaimed chubby marries the fine ass guy who can cook. Way to go girl! And keep eatin them bugers, you know I will!!!! Remember, big is beautiful!

(p.s. 1.that was only the comical message I got from the film, there was way more to it and 2. there ain't nothing wrong with being chubby you malicious, politically correct bastards- I know you're out there.)

Really though, it's a wonder I'm not 584 lbs. I eat like a motherfudder. But I have really tiny bird bones, which sucks because no one will ever find me menacing, and secretly, I am suuuuuper menacing. I am menacing like a fox.

My vehicle has been ordered and will arrive mid-May...everyone..."WOOT-WOOT!!"

HI I'M JENNY FROM CHICAGO AND I JUST WANT TO GIVE A SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT TO MY GIRL LIZ BC SHE WOKE ME UP IN THE MORNING WHEN SHE CALLED, WOOOOOOO!!!!! (lol, secretly, that was me mocking the shout-out segments on certain evening radio talk shows.)

For QOTD,I must warn you that more than 2 of these quotes (all uttered on different days) ironically have something to do with human waste or gas, or rather, the act of passing gas...ahem..sherly.

QOTD
"I don't know why I'm so gassy tonight. I keep farting. Don't laugh! It's a natural phenomenon!"
-Sherly-

"That's a Filipino wife. We take care of our husbands, you can't just let em stray. But they gotta be careful because if they stray, something's coming off, like their heads or something else!"
-Sherly-

"It's not very funny being me."
-Nikko-

"...look for the love that first loved you- God's love..."
-e- (someone who read my blog posted this as a comment)

"Oh my God...Haley freekin exploded last night with poo!"
-Nicki-

and finally, Liz's quote..."Wow this has to qualify as some sort of cruel & unusual punishment. I mean really, she dropped a serious deuce and I had no warning! It smells like something crawled up her ass and died! And I don't mean something little...I mean something roughly the size of a small child or a goat!"

lolol...lizzle has returned