Orange on a Toothpick Woulda Been the QOTD
So I spent an insane amount of time at the shit hole known by others as Loyola University.
Went to class, didn't listen- did project, still not done. Man, I'd sell my left boob to be done.
I missed taking the train today; Grinslada (that's my pal David from Cognitive Lab, but I know too many Davids so he shall be called Grinslada from here on out) told me that Ms. Flow (the subway performer) actually changed her outfit. She usually wears this black jumpsuit with crazy phrases on it. The other day, she told us all that we all turned her on.
Grinslada also took the crown for QOTD today, but I am going to talk about it bc it's quite funny. One day he was randomly blabbing (like he usually does) when he says "you and that giant head of yours!" If I had balls, I would have laughed them off- I thought it was damn funny. He topped that today by telling me that I resembled an orange perched on a toothpick.
What he didn't know was that my aunt Juanita calls me Palito Con Ojos which translates to Stick With Eyes...It's a wonder that I have not developed a complex. Lucky for you name-calling creeps, I have a fantastic sense of humor. Stinkin Grinslada, stinkin aunt Juanita.
Lola showed me a video Mr.T did about 20 years back about mothers; he actually sang a MOTHER acronym...Boooooy you better believe Grinslada, Rob, Lilly & I had a party in the lab today listening to Mr. T sing "Motha' there is no otha' like motha' so treat her right....Motha' I'll always love her, my motha'...so treat her right, treat her right! Take care of motha', you only get one!!" All of this while he was wearing camouflaged pattern daisy dukes, tube socks, and his signature thousand chains. WOW...I tried to put it in my link section here, but there seems to be a problem...You haaaaaave to watch this...he's even got three skanks as his back-up singers.
Well readers- It is back to Excel spreadsheets for me. Sleep well, and treat your mother right.
QOTD
"Masturbation isn't so bad once you get around the negative stigma."
-Juan-
"You look like an orange on a toothpick."
-Grinslada-
"I just told my half asleep mother who's walking around like she's drunk that she stinks. She then said "your momma stinks." And then I said "Yup, that's what I said."
-Lilly-
Went to class, didn't listen- did project, still not done. Man, I'd sell my left boob to be done.
I missed taking the train today; Grinslada (that's my pal David from Cognitive Lab, but I know too many Davids so he shall be called Grinslada from here on out) told me that Ms. Flow (the subway performer) actually changed her outfit. She usually wears this black jumpsuit with crazy phrases on it. The other day, she told us all that we all turned her on.
Grinslada also took the crown for QOTD today, but I am going to talk about it bc it's quite funny. One day he was randomly blabbing (like he usually does) when he says "you and that giant head of yours!" If I had balls, I would have laughed them off- I thought it was damn funny. He topped that today by telling me that I resembled an orange perched on a toothpick.
What he didn't know was that my aunt Juanita calls me Palito Con Ojos which translates to Stick With Eyes...It's a wonder that I have not developed a complex. Lucky for you name-calling creeps, I have a fantastic sense of humor. Stinkin Grinslada, stinkin aunt Juanita.
Lola showed me a video Mr.T did about 20 years back about mothers; he actually sang a MOTHER acronym...Boooooy you better believe Grinslada, Rob, Lilly & I had a party in the lab today listening to Mr. T sing "Motha' there is no otha' like motha' so treat her right....Motha' I'll always love her, my motha'...so treat her right, treat her right! Take care of motha', you only get one!!" All of this while he was wearing camouflaged pattern daisy dukes, tube socks, and his signature thousand chains. WOW...I tried to put it in my link section here, but there seems to be a problem...You haaaaaave to watch this...he's even got three skanks as his back-up singers.
Well readers- It is back to Excel spreadsheets for me. Sleep well, and treat your mother right.
QOTD
"Masturbation isn't so bad once you get around the negative stigma."
-Juan-
"You look like an orange on a toothpick."
-Grinslada-
"I just told my half asleep mother who's walking around like she's drunk that she stinks. She then said "your momma stinks." And then I said "Yup, that's what I said."
-Lilly-
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