Equal Opportunity Hater

Alright bums of Rogers Park, enough with the muggings. Ya got my sweet friends Anna & Nick last week, this week ya got Liz's bud Corey. How would you like it if I shanked you, or pointed a gun at your face. Yeah, not so much huh ya sacks of shit?! Get a fuckin' job!!

With that said, I'd like to tell you that I think I like tulips. I mean, I've seen them before, but they planted some at school and they are soooo pretty. New tulip fan. Woot woot!!!

My S&P classmates & I are a buncha cheating bastards. I filled out a spreadsheet then sent it to 3 of my classmates bc I wuv them, then we all worked on the rest of it together. As a matter of fact, Aleksey, Darek, and I tiptoed in 35 minutes late!!! All to find that that sack of shit Dr.Yost changed the time it was due to 5 p.m. Bet he only did that bc it was teacher evaluation day. Nonetheless, I let it be known that I do not look upon that man favorably. I am pulling a B in his class, but that don't mean he's not a racist bastard. I mean, I'm racist too, but it's ok, because I'm an equal opportunity racist, I hate allllll kinds of people, including my own....damn beaners. I believe I have said that before...sorry my Alzheimers acts up once in awhile.

Ever wonder how many nasty little germs are on the railings on the train? I've been thinking about that lately. It bugs me. Today, the STANKIEST old dude sat next to me. NOT ONLY was he a stank ass, but he was allll up in my bubble. All filling in his crossword puzzle as if he could read or something.

So why the weather was all bi-polar today, I couldn't tell ya. But it sure as hell pissed me off.
Lilly claims that the sun is her new boyfriend.....that asshole ditched you today, Lola!! Want me to beat his ass? Cause I'll do it.

Anyway, you guys were fuuuullll of shit to say for Quote of the Day today. I definitely laughed a lot today. I shall share your idiocies with you now.

QOTD
"Did you tell our boyfriend I said hi?"
-Sheri, this lady in our class said this to Anna abt her boyfriend Nick. Sheri has appointed Nick as the communal boyfriend.-

"Where's my boyfriend?! Come out sun!"
-Lilly-

"You mean no one else has ridden him?!"
-Lilly-

"It's my big head...AND THEY CAN'T HAVE IT!"
-Grinslada tellin me I can't dance with other boys bc my big head is his; glad to know someone loves my big head.-

Me: Mom didn't come?
Dad: No, I didn't invite her.
(this was tonight when my dad came to pick me up, the p-units usually come together.)

"Grazie bella...sogni con l'angeli."
-Jason- (this one was just sweet.)

AND FINALLY...Liz's V.I.P QOTD
"I ain't just a black belt, you can just call me midnight. Don't hate me for my African heritage!"
(Secretly, she's really a cracker who claims to have earned her "black stripe")