What's the Purpose of Pigeons?

Waiting for the train to come today, I observed two pigeons f-in' around on the tracks. One of them straight up took a dump, hopped to the next rail, then started playing with a twig like "yeah, I just pooped, AND WHAT?!" I looked around to see if anyone else was watching this, but no one really seemed to take an interest. Pigeons are ugly, foul, and stupid. So, may I suggest that hunters take an interest in pigeons as game? Baby deer don't crap on your car, pigeons do.

I should really be doing my homework, but I have a serious case of senioritis. For some reason, at this particular moment, I think my room needs cleaning, old friends need calling, and tv needs watching.

The incompetent fools at Allstate have yet to send me a check for my poor little car that never made it out of the coma. I'm going to buy a black Toyota Scion with that money....the Mercury Mystique would have wanted it that way. (let us hang our heads for a moment of silence.)

L-cake, Josh, and I went to Kaffeine in Evanston tonight and she and I mysteriously felt sick afterwards. It was open mic night and some 93 year old guy who was donning a solar system t-shirt went up to read poetry that I don't even think he wrote! I don't quite know why I was surprised when I heard the phrase "unicorn eggs" coming out of his mouth....fun times.

Oh MY GOD, I am so tired....time for bed.

QOTD
"You're a cheerleader for love & I wouldn't want it any other way."
-Lilly said this to me & I thought it was shoo shweeet!!

Lilly: George! Where are my W2 forms?
George (Lilly's father): In your butt!
(this was all said while Lil & I were on the phone)

Me: so you went to vegas!! weather?
Joey: Oh it was perfect...almost made you want to walk around in your underwear the whole time...is that wrong?

"People thought I was stupid, turns out I was just really sleepy."
-Professpor J.D. Trout-

Dave (the hungerforce breadstick): People say the darndest things.
Me: Not kids?
Dave: No. They're just stupid.