SPEAKING OF YOU, THAT REMINDS ME OF ME: THE RETURN OF THE SMFPO

Ohhh yes...I was expecting it sooner or later, the SMFPO could not explain why I have made no attempts to reach him, so he takes matters into his own hands and texts a few times and calls within the span of 45 minutes. Why? Had I any desire to talk to him, I would have dialed him myself.
But yeah, not so much...I don't really want to converse with the boy that said it was not convenient for him to call me.

Gentlemen, what the hell is wrong with you?!

Anyway, Lilly & I have found a new past time and that is mocking the shit out of our favorite SMFPOs. The title is indicative of a real converasation with one of the SMFPOs...Incapable of speaking or caring about anything other than themselves.

My niece performed in a Grease musical as Rizzo tonight & she was soooo great. The rest of the cast on the other hand was hard to stomach. Now, I understand that this is a h.s. play, but I have been to several of these and I've always been impressed. They crucified every song & made me want to cry of agony each time an act began. My niece was the highlight of the play, & I'm not just saying that bc I'm her aunt!
WOOT WOOT!!!

I was up till about 5 talking to my new friend last night & he is an interesting character. My favorite part about him, his poetic spirit. He wrote me a poem about my heart after reading about 5 of my pieces- he captured everything. There is something about a poet that is so beautiful to me. My friend Jacob, Kate-o's ball-n-chain, is probably one of my favorite poets as well as one of my favorite people on this planet. Love seeing 2 of my favorites together. (KATE & JACOB, WILL YOU MARRY ME?!)(yes, both of you.)

Gonna buy a black Scion in a few weeks!! WOOT WOOT!!!
K bitches, I'm out.

QOTD
"The Bam-Jew-Room?"
-Grinslada said this after I told him I was goin to the Bamboo Room-

"Nenny make it stop! I fear for Greased Lightning!"
-My niece Erica (during a HORRENDOUS rendition of 'summer lovin' @ the play tonight)