I'm Bad at Shooting Sheep

So I totally had to walk home from the train today. It's quite the walk for a person that would drive across the street if it didn't automatically mean I was crazy & or lazy. I had my headphones, so that made the walk suck a little less.

Passed a car that had a sticker: "FAT PEOPLE ARE HARD TO KIDNAP."
LOL....it's funny cause it's true.

Really, I'm not as insensitive as I am portrayed here. (I say that like I'm not the sole composer of these postings..oh wait, I'm not, I have contributors. HAHA I win at life!) I just like to laugh. If it's at other people's expenses, so be it. I'm confident that the world laughs at me everyday that I walk out of my door. No biggie, scales have to be even.

Found a new song I'm in loooove with called "First Day of My Life." It's one of the sweetest songs I have ever heard, not gonna lie. Give it a listen before you die.

Had lunch today with Lizzle & Grinslade @ Subway. I found it's difficult to try to eat anything when two very funny people are around. In class, John, Grinslade & I played this game that tests your alertness where you gotta shoot little sheep with arrows....lol...I just thought of how cruel of a game that was. Mmmmmm little sheep....UM...I mean....anyway, after a few rounds of the game, we were proclaimed as "Bobbing Bobcats" and I took great offense bc I don't really like bobcats. (thanks for the game Liz- totally contributed to the disruption of my learning experience.)

Kate visited me tonight. We chatted here at my house then took off to Bakers Square for rootbeer floats, pie, and french fries bc this is America and you can do that sort of thing if you want. I just want to say that I love me that Kate. She is such a cool friend to have around and one of the only people that "gets" and likes my idiotic sense of humor besides Lilly & Liz. Liz pointed out that I laugh at some stupid shit. When she's right, she's right. I had this despicable excuse for a pie (this is why I hardly EVER try new things at restaurants & like to stick to what I like) that was more like berry soup than pie. And I really wanted pie too...broke my heart a little, not gonna lie.

My new manager at work looks like Conan O'Brien. I heard he gets upset when people mention it, but I really don't see why. Conan's a sexy bitch. Secretly, I have a crush on Conan, I think he's so cute in a dorky way. Ever done that? Like..."oh he's so cute in a funny way" or once, my pal Lynda & I decided this one guy was "cute in a..." no...not gonna say it. People are too sensitive for my humor. My favorite comedian loves to make gay jokes and he always says "If you can take a d**k, you can take a joke!" That too, is funny cause it's true.

Someone should buy me a bouquet of tulips. I like the ones that are 2 different colors at the same time. They're cute. Wait, what am I saying? THEY'RE HOT!
Grinslade does a great impression of Pinhead Hilton giving a half-laugh & saying "that's hot."
It's quite the sight considering he's not Pinhead Hilton. I like how she can say that inanimate objects are hot. Poor Paris. Girl's got the IQ of a shampoo bottle. LOL....Liz.

Ok, I've said enough. Come back for more tomorrow, or I'll cut you.

QOTD
"She's pretty, but you can't tell."
-Kate-

"Leggo' My Megbo!!"
-Kate-

"I think I was an extramarital affair."
-Grinslade-

LIZ'S V.I.P QOTD
"Jesus. Accept no imitations."