Lame Pick-Up Lines

Bar hopping with Jenny Mendez (or as I like to call her Menny Jendez) is always a good time. We always seem to run into interesting people. On Friday we went out to celebrate freedom and life in general but had to cut our time short at Doc Ryan's because of a "fight" involving some preppy boys. It was cute and all how they were really trying to look all macho and tough, but after about 5 seconds it got irritating. We decided to end our night at James Joyce where some sorry characters thought I would be impressed if they called me Penelope Cruz (No really, are you her? Can I have an autograph?)

Now to all you men reading this right now, please don't insult a woman's intelligence by giving us some lame ass pick-up lines and expecting us to be giggling idiots. Saying stuff like "it's my birthday and it would be the best present if you and your friends would come over with me and my buddies" just doesn't work with someone with an IQ of 10 or above. All you really have to do is come over and introduce yourself with something honest like "Hi my name is _____ . I just wanted to talk to you," and then proceed to ask questions and listen to what the girl is saying. Just keep it simple. If I this happened I would be so shocked I wouldn't know what to do with myself.

But I do have to say that these instances provide entertaining stories, so if you've been received (or have delivered) a lame ass pick-up line, feel free to share them in the comments section.
~Lilly