Friday, June 03, 2005

Not that kind of art....

My home was defaced yesterday. Some tool motherlover took to grabbing a black permanent marker and proclaiming to the world that he was a king killer. Nothing I hate more than a gang member or anyone who looks like a gang member. Gangs NEVER made any sense to me. They try to justify their idiotic existence by playing the "brotherhood" card, but that's a bunch of bullshit if you ask me. Brotherhood, my ass. I wouldn't kill my brothers. I wouldn't make my brothers kill. I wouldn't subject my brothers to any harm. Lets not even get started on female gangs, there's nothing more ridiculous.

Well, now everyone that passes my house will know that someone around here is a king killer.
This brings to mind a HILARIOUS story about my buddy Juan. Juan lives out in Chicago near to where I used to live, so he's not as surprised by graffiti. At any rate, last year, some gang member who goes by "Lil' Bone" decided to write his name on Juan's garage. Ohhhhh, lil bone, you idiot. Being an art afficcionado (sp?) Juan got some spray paint and made a minor adjustment to Lil Boner's name. The next time I swung by Juan's house, Lil Bone had become LIL' BONER. LOL....Way to fight back Juan.

Laura Ullman was snacking on some olives and tomatos at work last night and Oliver told her that all olives really were were little balls of fat. That was interesting to know. No wonder I really like them! Sorry you lost the money at work O.J. Look at the bright side, YOU GO TO FILIPPINES IN FEW WEEKS!

To my male readers, there is a jumbo-breasted woman that hangs out in BubbleLand Laundromat. However, she does have numerous little teeth that may creep you out.

MEGBO, YOU REPORT HOME NOW!!! How's Eire?!!

QOTD
"Our restaurant is named after those. We work at the little ball of fat Garden."
-Bradwell-

"I wish I knew how your parents raised you, Jenny. When I have kids, I want them to be just like you."
-Laura Ullman- (Shoooo Shweet! That is the best compliment a parent could receive. Props to my p-units!!! Thanks for that, Laurita!)