Givin my Sandy Something to Read
My sister's at work right now, and she alwys bitches when I don't post because apparently, my webpage is the only thing she can access at work because Apple Vacation has gone Hitler on her ass. It's ok randy, you can catch my swears here. I know how much you miss my swears cause they filter your shitdamnassfuckin emails.
Speaking of my sister Sandy, I have asked her to be a contributor on my blog. Well actually, she asked me to be one, and I stupidly agreed. Secretly, I'm scared of what she'll tell you...she's got a lot of embarrassing stories about me. So, if she posts, only believe half of what she says. I often call her Randy, so don't get confused. You'll also hear me referring to her twin, also my sister, as Rindy. RINDY AND RANDY!!! LOL!!! The family has all sorts of names for them...Mindy and Mandy....Patty and Selma....lol.
It's been a rough few days, ya'll. Haven't done much of anything because I've been feeling under the weather. Pimptastic blue is also ill, your prayers are in order.
My Megbo leaves to Ireland tomorrow and I am simultaneously happy and sad. I love having her around. She's such a good kid. She makes me laugh when we build up inside jokes out of nothing!! She puts a smile on my face when I see her at work! That'll be gone till she comes back from LuckyCharms-Ville....and gone again when she leaves to ONU in the fall. :( BUT, you need to go my Megs, life is for living. So, LIVE!!! Maybe I'll even catch you up there in a few weeks!! A MEXICAN IN IRELAND?! THAT IS UNHEARD OF. I love you Megbo, have a safe trip, come back with lots of fantastic stories. YOU GO NOW!
A major perk of still living at home is having momma there when you get sick. I don't think that feeling ever goes away completely, you know, that feeling of wanting your mommy there when you get sick. I woke my momma up at like 1:30 a.m. because I coulda sworn I was gonna die. She gave me meds, and took care of me till I fell asleep. I have no shame in being a momma's girl. So, piss off.
Here's to another week of God knows what.
QOTD
"Well- I can add another person to my boring cousins list."
-My cousin Frankie-
"I sometimes think that spaghetti and meatballs smells like the zoo."
-Lindsay talking about the spaghetti and meatballs from the olive garden. (she's actually a trainer at the OG....SHE'S SOOOOO FUNNY.)-
"Everyone disappear- I have to fart."
-Sherly-
"I'm mean to everyone except you, alright? You should think about that!"
-Sherly-
"I did fart after you were gone. I was like, come on, leave, leave, leave!!! And then I farted and oooooooh it feels good."
-Sherly- (yes, this was a follow-up comment on a comment above.)-
Speaking of my sister Sandy, I have asked her to be a contributor on my blog. Well actually, she asked me to be one, and I stupidly agreed. Secretly, I'm scared of what she'll tell you...she's got a lot of embarrassing stories about me. So, if she posts, only believe half of what she says. I often call her Randy, so don't get confused. You'll also hear me referring to her twin, also my sister, as Rindy. RINDY AND RANDY!!! LOL!!! The family has all sorts of names for them...Mindy and Mandy....Patty and Selma....lol.
It's been a rough few days, ya'll. Haven't done much of anything because I've been feeling under the weather. Pimptastic blue is also ill, your prayers are in order.
My Megbo leaves to Ireland tomorrow and I am simultaneously happy and sad. I love having her around. She's such a good kid. She makes me laugh when we build up inside jokes out of nothing!! She puts a smile on my face when I see her at work! That'll be gone till she comes back from LuckyCharms-Ville....and gone again when she leaves to ONU in the fall. :( BUT, you need to go my Megs, life is for living. So, LIVE!!! Maybe I'll even catch you up there in a few weeks!! A MEXICAN IN IRELAND?! THAT IS UNHEARD OF. I love you Megbo, have a safe trip, come back with lots of fantastic stories. YOU GO NOW!
A major perk of still living at home is having momma there when you get sick. I don't think that feeling ever goes away completely, you know, that feeling of wanting your mommy there when you get sick. I woke my momma up at like 1:30 a.m. because I coulda sworn I was gonna die. She gave me meds, and took care of me till I fell asleep. I have no shame in being a momma's girl. So, piss off.
Here's to another week of God knows what.
QOTD
"Well- I can add another person to my boring cousins list."
-My cousin Frankie-
"I sometimes think that spaghetti and meatballs smells like the zoo."
-Lindsay talking about the spaghetti and meatballs from the olive garden. (she's actually a trainer at the OG....SHE'S SOOOOO FUNNY.)-
"Everyone disappear- I have to fart."
-Sherly-
"I'm mean to everyone except you, alright? You should think about that!"
-Sherly-
"I did fart after you were gone. I was like, come on, leave, leave, leave!!! And then I farted and oooooooh it feels good."
-Sherly- (yes, this was a follow-up comment on a comment above.)-
posted by LoveisLife4Nen at 1:59 PM
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