Wednesday, May 25, 2005

The Church is NOT a Dance Club

frackin degenerates. my niece graduated tonight and the ceremony was also a mass so it was held at a church. my family and i took our seats and what do I see around me but a bunch of degenerates. These are people that have NO clue how to behave in a church because they have no sense of reverence whatsoever.

First thing I see are two broads dressed as if they are getting ready to go clubbing. One was bearing her damn shoulders in a super revealing dress and another's melons were just about ready to make a cameo appearance in the graduation ceremony. How embarrasing for whichever graduate's family those people were. REVERENCE, BITCHES, REVERENCE.
You do NOT go to church wearing boobie tassles and such. If my grandmother would have seen these skanks she might have had a heart attack on the spot. Some other tools came dressed in flip flops, shorts, and a t-shirt as if they were going to Great America. It's a graduation AND a mass you hillbillies! Wear something more appropriate.

The next thing that IRKED THE TACOS out of me was the people who were too cool to kneel when the time came to kneel. Again, REVERENCE!!!!
The Catholic mass is set up as it is so that certain actions/behaviors signal high points in the mass. KNEELING and BOWING YOUR HEAD are done at points when REVERENCE should be displayed. Unless you are disabled or 95 years old or you do not practice this faith, these things should be done.

People seem to have completely lost any sense of reverence, respect. This is why I prefer attending mass at St. John Cantius' 9:30 Latin mass because the congregation there knows the importance of a mass. They know why they kneel, they know why they bless themselves, why they say what they say/sing what they sing, and most importantly, they bear in mind in whose name we are doing all of that. It's all for Christ.

Ok, gonna go now. Gotta get my g-string and boobie tassle attire ready for Sunday's mass. God loves the scantily clad too!!!!


CONGRATULATIONS SANDRA MARIE!!! YOU SANG LIKE A FRACKIN ANGEL TONIGHT!

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