Lifetime Supply of Condoms

Megbo gave me the sweetest card tonight, almost made me cry right there. It's always so nice to know that you are loved. I love you right back my little Megbo and I am gonna miss you :(

Midnight got her first real official bath today and MANNN is she frackin sexy. Juan gave me pointers on how to wash her, and it was a real hoot being out there for hours preening the car. It was also a hoot how many sick old men honked at me as they were passing by. Most respectable women do not respond to a honk or a whistle or a "hey mami," just in case you guys were wondering. We're not dogs, we are people.

So Randy is now a contributor on the blog and I am ever so excited.

I got to spend part of tonight with my Poodles and let me tell you they are even funnier when they've had $51 worth of martinis and cosmos. We were at Oliver Twist tonight were there was a "world renowned" jazz musician there. Joseph was quick to say, "that bitch is right here in Berwyn, i don't know about world renowned." Yeah, I have to agree with Joey....you're playing at a bar in BERWYN....let's ponder that for about 7 seconds.

Lilly, please come home already, I completely miss you.

Brad, what are we gonna do without Megbo?

Gus & Joey, see you at Big Bowl tmrw after Sams Club with Mama Mendez!

QOTD
"We bought a lifetime supply of condoms from Sam's Club. We didn't want to get pregnant."
-Gus- (LOLOLOL)