Sunday, May 29, 2005

Oh wait, it's a statue

So I have forsaken my readers since Wednesday. I got yelled at today for not posting some new bullshit!

You people need to quit aging. I swear I have been to 67 birthday parties/dinners this month and I am broke as HELL because buying 67 birthday presents will do that to a person.

I ventured out to Greek Town with Fivos and friends on Friday night and it was quite fun. The place we went to is called Rive Gauche and it was very nice. My only complaint is about the patrons. 98% of the people there were Indian. The rest of us could be categorized as "other." I LOVE diversity, so it kinda sucked in that respect. At least I fit in as a poser Indian. That's what everyone always thinks I am anyway.

I've been all caught up in my daydreams of finally settling into my life. I can't wait for my big break. I can't wait to be done with ordinariness and I can't wait to be blown away by everything that awaits me that will make me a better, stronger person.

I hate a cashier at Toys R Us named Constance. She set a new LOW level for incompetence and she put me in a bad mood today as she attempted to ring me up. May I suggest that the bitch complete her GED (GoodEnoughDiploma) in order to not break everyone's heart with how stupid and slow she is. It was tough practicing the virtue of patience when I was dealing with this one!

Safari Land is a crazy ass place and I never want to see it again. David, you are so lucky I love you as much as I do because that is the only thing that kept me at your birthday party. That and the mini merry-go-round.

Kate, so glad Jacob's party was a success (I always feel like I'm misspelling success.)
Someday I will marry you both as Grinslade suggested.

Grinslade, thanks for going to see Madagascar with me, sweetpea!!! Otherwise, I may have had to sling poo at you.

So sleepy. Want to touch the hiney...Ah....I MEAN....LOOK!! OVER THERE! IT'S QOTD!

QOTD
"What's that guy doing? Oh wait, it's a statue."
-Roxie-

"Someone's gotta look like they're havin a bad time, might as well be me."
-Erica-

"What are you looking down my shirt for, Jay?!?!?!"
-Manny-