My Co-Workers Are Sick of Hospitaliano

I got a message (email) today from someone I do not really care to hear from ever again in my life. I have not contacted or even remotely thought about contacting this person at all in about a year and a half- now I don't know, but doesn't that usually say something? About a year and a half ago I decided to go through this entire purge in my life where I got rid of things and people that only weighed me down. This particular person was part of that sweep, and while I have forgiven this person for the way that she proved to be a horrid friend, I have no desire to reconnect. Am I an asshole for that? I live by the idea of choosing wisely who you surround yourself with. I still maintain that my choice was wise.

Tonight, I had the extreme luck to serve a table with extreme B.O. that made me gag extremely everytime I had to go to that table. Is deodorant really that much of a hassle to apply? Has the price of a deodorant stick dramatically increased since the last time I purchased one that no one can afford them, save aristocratic tools?

Good Lord EVERYONE is quitting at the OG. Could it be because our guests are extremely pungent, I don't know, but everyone is quitting. Meaghan, Allison, Tim the racist bastard, Niti, Sherly...I believe there are more, but I can't remember who right now. I will miss all of them except the racist redneck.

*There will be no one to call me an asshole everytime she sees me...sniffle...Meaghan (SHUT IT OFF!)

*There will be no one to sexually molest me bc she was the only one who could...sniffle..Ally J.(OH ALLLYYY! YOU CAME AND YOU BROUGHT ME A TURKEY...)

*There will no one to call my sexy mama or to call me a sexy mama...sniffle...Niti (I PROMISE YOU WE WILL SPLIT A DESERT B4 U LEAVE!!)

*And lastly, there will be no one to share chocolate milks with, call B, boss me around (you're the only person in the world besides my parents that I take orders from- you're that cool Sherly Jaski!) fill the qotd section up with animated utterances about passing gas, make me laugh as much as you do, Big Sherls....Alright, that's it- I need some french cries RIGHT NOW.

**ohh, that crazy little white boy Jacob was terminated**

***MC, is it true that you quit too?!*** (If it is true, then there will also be no one as cute as little MC to brighten up the host stand...sniffle....) NIK!! How could you let your woman leave us?!)

6 people gone. Meghan is gone in Ireland- O.j. is in the motherland- so I swear I might go insane. The only person that will keep me sane now is Bradwell....Ohhhh don't ever leave Bradwell!! You can only leave when you and I become astronauts!!!

QOTD
"Jenny, how much did your last table leave you? I heard some lady saying 'Ohh Jenny was a fantaaaastic server!' (I show him the measly tip) Ohhh.....Well at least you're a fantastic server! And that's what counts!!!"
-Nikko- (lol...it's about time you made it back onto QOTD, nik!)

"I miss you! I wanted to talk to you and then I wanted to tell you all about Albania and I wanted you to tell me all about America when I was gone!"
-Arby- (he visited the homeland...I just thought it was funny how he wanted to be filled in on the goings-on of America. lol...he is too cute.)

"You've got this glow! Is it about the grand theft auto guy?"
-Bradwell- (I like how he just became the grand theft auto guy!!)