Come the frack on with the cold weather....
Ask me how many times I listened to Barney's
"IF I LIVED UNDER THE SEA SEA!!! blablalblabla BE BE BE!! I COULD VISIT WITH THE FISH! ANYTIME I WISH!!! IF I LIVED UNDER THE SEA!"
Who writes this crap?
The things I do for my favorite person in the universe.
It's freezing in my room. Can someone tell God that it's May 17th and I have a spaceheater on?
I bought some sexy black heels at Target today along with pink floods!!!
Can anyone go to Target and not buy anything? It's nearly impossible, the place is frackin great.
Secretly I am planning to organize an outing for Mendezistan. For those of you who do not know, my family (the p-units, 4 boys, 4girls) was dubbed Mendezistan by Lilly. I can't remember when the last time the 10 of us were together was....It's not so easy...everyone has kids, jobs, pets, controlling wives...(did I say that out loud?)
Don't have much to tell about...just been bumming around and sleeping in like a princess.
Mom is trying to marry me off. lol...little does she know that I am never getting married!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
In January, I met a boy that I SWEAR could have been so good for me had enough time passed!!! getting a masters in theology from Harvard, (sexiest mind in the world) soooo sweet, funny, and unbelievably cute (but did not know it, so he was humble.) He moved away though.
Destined to be unsatisfied for a looooong time much?
Ally J has a theory that we should have islands. On one island will be all the good girls, on the other, men who could only work out all day and do nothing else, and on the other, the bitchy women who she says will eventually kill each other off. So, she says, that whenever a good girl wants a man, she can go over and pick a penis, she called it "dial-a-penis." LOL....Wow....gotta love the imagination on that little girl.
There men, now you know what we talk about.
QOTD
"You're dragging your scrotum?"
-Lizzle-
"Did they hook up an IV into your bloodstream with a taco mixture?"
-Josh-
"I have FANTASTIC gerberas. My flowers are nice too."
-Lizzle-
"With the equipment we have at Columbia, we could make beautiful sexy porn."
-Michelle- (she looked like she was daydreaming when she said this, lol)
"All they could do is have great bodies and beautiful penises."
-Allison- (theorizing on her islands)
"IF I LIVED UNDER THE SEA SEA!!! blablalblabla BE BE BE!! I COULD VISIT WITH THE FISH! ANYTIME I WISH!!! IF I LIVED UNDER THE SEA!"
Who writes this crap?
The things I do for my favorite person in the universe.
It's freezing in my room. Can someone tell God that it's May 17th and I have a spaceheater on?
I bought some sexy black heels at Target today along with pink floods!!!
Can anyone go to Target and not buy anything? It's nearly impossible, the place is frackin great.
Secretly I am planning to organize an outing for Mendezistan. For those of you who do not know, my family (the p-units, 4 boys, 4girls) was dubbed Mendezistan by Lilly. I can't remember when the last time the 10 of us were together was....It's not so easy...everyone has kids, jobs, pets, controlling wives...(did I say that out loud?)
Don't have much to tell about...just been bumming around and sleeping in like a princess.
Mom is trying to marry me off. lol...little does she know that I am never getting married!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
In January, I met a boy that I SWEAR could have been so good for me had enough time passed!!! getting a masters in theology from Harvard, (sexiest mind in the world) soooo sweet, funny, and unbelievably cute (but did not know it, so he was humble.) He moved away though.
Destined to be unsatisfied for a looooong time much?
Ally J has a theory that we should have islands. On one island will be all the good girls, on the other, men who could only work out all day and do nothing else, and on the other, the bitchy women who she says will eventually kill each other off. So, she says, that whenever a good girl wants a man, she can go over and pick a penis, she called it "dial-a-penis." LOL....Wow....gotta love the imagination on that little girl.
There men, now you know what we talk about.
QOTD
"You're dragging your scrotum?"
-Lizzle-
"Did they hook up an IV into your bloodstream with a taco mixture?"
-Josh-
"I have FANTASTIC gerberas. My flowers are nice too."
-Lizzle-
"With the equipment we have at Columbia, we could make beautiful sexy porn."
-Michelle- (she looked like she was daydreaming when she said this, lol)
"All they could do is have great bodies and beautiful penises."
-Allison- (theorizing on her islands)
posted by LoveisLife4Nen at 12:18 AM
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