YOU EAT MY KIBBLE!!!!!

I spent most of my day yesterday with Lilly and David Grinslada at school which explains the title of today's post. We were at Subway and David turns to me and tells me to eat the tiny little pieces of Cheetos: "Eat your kibble!" I responded with....well....read the post's title....boy was my face red....these two had a field day with that one.
Dave and I went to Lilly's presentation again (it was at a different location this time) and it was cute. She made us practice our interested faces and I think we did a decent job. (secretly, her topic really was interesting, but I'm not going to tell her that because she's Assyrian and if you know anything about Assyrians, you should know that you must be selective with what you share with them because they will rip your mother.)

I'm done with school as of tomorrow night. Anita and I have to hear her "best friend's" whiny voice one last time.....I am referring to that one chic I called a creep once when she was right behind me.

If you are attempting to ever get any serious studying done, DO not even kid yourself into thinking that you can do this in the company of Grinslade and Lilly. These two are ridiculous.
Almost everything that comes out of their mouths, almost every facial expression, almost every hand gesture is idiotic, hence, it is funny. All I ever do is laugh when I am around them. I love that. I love people like that. They can laugh at the world, and more importantly, they can laugh at themselves, and EVEN more importantly, they can make fun of you because they know you at least well enough to know that you would not be a sensitive little bitch about it. Needless to say, they own QOTD in today's post.

Lizzle-cake made her momma the cutest mom's day gift and I feel fortunate enough to have been a part of it. She got her a t-shirt and all of her closest friends put their hands in acrylic paint to make handprints on it. Lizzle says these people are all like her brothers and sisters. She's so cool like that. I'm glad she's not leaving Chicago this summer. Anita's not leaving either!!! I know I'm not graduating till December, but I find hard to explain why I would meet these people at the end of my college career. The people that I have grown to know and love at Loyola are an unforgettable bunch. Loyola itself sucks though, and nothing will ever make it suck less.

Alright, it is off to showerland for me. I smell like books.

**GRINSLADE AND LILLY'S V.I.P QOTD**
"I missed you though. I was like, where's Jen? I miss the smell of burritos in her hair."
-David being a racist-

"Sittin' around....Knockin my balls around."
-David-

"Using two fingers instead of one isn't gonna make a difference!!!!"
-Lilly- (sexual innuendoes anyone?!)

"Why aren't you a guy?!"
-Lilly- (she thinks I would be the perfect boyfriend if only I had a weenis.)

"This is an elbow. It's not a teet."
-David- (Imagine sitting in-between Lilly and Dave and getting your elbows milked....)

"I rode him till he spit."
-David- (He claims that he was talking about a camel.)

"DAMMIT! I shoulda told him to do it to me last time."
-Lilly- (lol.....I shall leave this one unexplained just for the mystery of it all.)