Worry Not My Lovlies, I Have Returned
My sister came over today and asked why the hell I have not posted as of Friday.
I was actually too busy....surprise surprise!!! I can ususally find time to bullshit online, but I was seriously busy!! I don't know how to feel just now...
So Friday night, depsite the fact that I was running on close to NO sleep at all, my genius self decides that I absolutely had to go out with buds to celebrate school being over. Ha. ha. ha.
On the way to Roxie's party, (she lives in Wheaton, by the way...and I did not know how far that was at the time) I apparently swerved a bit upon exiting the toll. I think I had turned around to say something to Lilly. Next thing you know....BAM, there go the flashing motherfrackin lights.
The conversation between me and the state trooper went a little something like this:
Me: Oh..I'm sorry!!
ST: Yeah, you went over the solid line there, you been drinking?
Me: No...I just turned around to check on her, she's not feeling well.
ST: Is that your daughter back there?
Me: Noooooo Noooo
ST: Where are you guys coming from?
Me: Actually we are on our way to a friend's house, we just got done with finals today.
ST: Oh where do you all go?
Me: Loyola
ST: Ok, well I'm going to need to see your license and insurance
(**Meanwhile I've got Grinslade fumbling with the broken glove compartment which would NOT open and I am digging through my wallet for my license.**)
ST: (to Grinslade) That thing not opening?
Grinslade: It won't open
[At this point, we are relatively proof of insurance-less]
Me: I know I've got my license in here somewhere....ugh....I can't find it..I can't believe this! I don't know where it could be!
ST: Well, I'm going to need your information somehow
Me: I could write it down for you! Listen, my brother is a sergeant in Chicago...it that helps any...
ST: What district?
[I tell him the district as I write down my name on date of birth on the back of a get out of jail free card my brother had given me YEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRS ago.]
ST: Ok I'll be right back
[He returns...]
ST: Ok just be a little more careful out there
Me: Thank you so much!!!
Immediately after he walks away, Lilly and Grinslade start to mock me because that is what they do best..."my brother is a sergeant in Chicago..." lol....But hey, my big bro got me out of a MAJOR dilemma.
I had NO proof of insurance, and NO license. I do possess both, really I do. I just happened to not be able to locate either of them because that's just the sort of thing that happens to me.
So here I am, not in any trouble. God bless my brother and his frackin awesome status. I felt like a tool dropping his name, but I would have felt like more of a tool taking a sobriety test bc I bet that's what would have happened. For the record, all I had to drink was one bloody mary, and bloody mary's are my smooth drinks...what I drink when I don't want to get lifted. I was not in any way intoxicated by liquor, but I was sure as hell zombied out from zero sleep and Seafood alfredo (hahaha, Brad.)
By the by, we arrived at the party, fashionably late. Who do I encounter but Julian...
He was on his way out, but decided to stay when we arrived. I stayed away from him because I missed him when I saw him.
Later that night, he sent me a text that said I looked nice that night and that he thought about me often..."you're on my mind 98% of the time." Had I been half the gullible sap I was not long ago, I would have swooned, but instead I shook myself out of it and took the comment at face value. Not gonna go down that path again, whether I miss him or not.
Cheers to school being over, cheers to not being arrested, cheers to selfish parties of one missing you when you're gone, and cheers to the fanfrackintastic summer that lies ahead....I anticipate many drunk nights with annie, lizzle, lola, and grinslade...don't hold it against me if I drunk-dial you.
QOTD
"Nenny...they just hang!! (I ask what) SCROTUMS!!!"
-Lilly- (Poor thing is a light weight and had more than she usually drinks on Friday)
"I'm sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me, I only did crack twice today."
-Brad-
"I bought it just so I could flash it on his private parts."
-Anna-
"I found out my gramma fell and broke her hip, but I don't care!"
-Lizzle- (already drunk at around 7:30 p.m. on Friday...lol)
"How are we gonna fit a dress on it? Imagine me married to Chicago!"
-Mom- (on the way home from picking me up from the downtown water tower campus, she exclaimed, "I loove Chicago so much!" to which I replied "why don't you marry it?!")
I was actually too busy....surprise surprise!!! I can ususally find time to bullshit online, but I was seriously busy!! I don't know how to feel just now...
So Friday night, depsite the fact that I was running on close to NO sleep at all, my genius self decides that I absolutely had to go out with buds to celebrate school being over. Ha. ha. ha.
On the way to Roxie's party, (she lives in Wheaton, by the way...and I did not know how far that was at the time) I apparently swerved a bit upon exiting the toll. I think I had turned around to say something to Lilly. Next thing you know....BAM, there go the flashing motherfrackin lights.
The conversation between me and the state trooper went a little something like this:
Me: Oh..I'm sorry!!
ST: Yeah, you went over the solid line there, you been drinking?
Me: No...I just turned around to check on her, she's not feeling well.
ST: Is that your daughter back there?
Me: Noooooo Noooo
ST: Where are you guys coming from?
Me: Actually we are on our way to a friend's house, we just got done with finals today.
ST: Oh where do you all go?
Me: Loyola
ST: Ok, well I'm going to need to see your license and insurance
(**Meanwhile I've got Grinslade fumbling with the broken glove compartment which would NOT open and I am digging through my wallet for my license.**)
ST: (to Grinslade) That thing not opening?
Grinslade: It won't open
[At this point, we are relatively proof of insurance-less]
Me: I know I've got my license in here somewhere....ugh....I can't find it..I can't believe this! I don't know where it could be!
ST: Well, I'm going to need your information somehow
Me: I could write it down for you! Listen, my brother is a sergeant in Chicago...it that helps any...
ST: What district?
[I tell him the district as I write down my name on date of birth on the back of a get out of jail free card my brother had given me YEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRS ago.]
ST: Ok I'll be right back
[He returns...]
ST: Ok just be a little more careful out there
Me: Thank you so much!!!
Immediately after he walks away, Lilly and Grinslade start to mock me because that is what they do best..."my brother is a sergeant in Chicago..." lol....But hey, my big bro got me out of a MAJOR dilemma.
I had NO proof of insurance, and NO license. I do possess both, really I do. I just happened to not be able to locate either of them because that's just the sort of thing that happens to me.
So here I am, not in any trouble. God bless my brother and his frackin awesome status. I felt like a tool dropping his name, but I would have felt like more of a tool taking a sobriety test bc I bet that's what would have happened. For the record, all I had to drink was one bloody mary, and bloody mary's are my smooth drinks...what I drink when I don't want to get lifted. I was not in any way intoxicated by liquor, but I was sure as hell zombied out from zero sleep and Seafood alfredo (hahaha, Brad.)
By the by, we arrived at the party, fashionably late. Who do I encounter but Julian...
He was on his way out, but decided to stay when we arrived. I stayed away from him because I missed him when I saw him.
Later that night, he sent me a text that said I looked nice that night and that he thought about me often..."you're on my mind 98% of the time." Had I been half the gullible sap I was not long ago, I would have swooned, but instead I shook myself out of it and took the comment at face value. Not gonna go down that path again, whether I miss him or not.
Cheers to school being over, cheers to not being arrested, cheers to selfish parties of one missing you when you're gone, and cheers to the fanfrackintastic summer that lies ahead....I anticipate many drunk nights with annie, lizzle, lola, and grinslade...don't hold it against me if I drunk-dial you.
QOTD
"Nenny...they just hang!! (I ask what) SCROTUMS!!!"
-Lilly- (Poor thing is a light weight and had more than she usually drinks on Friday)
"I'm sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me, I only did crack twice today."
-Brad-
"I bought it just so I could flash it on his private parts."
-Anna-
"I found out my gramma fell and broke her hip, but I don't care!"
-Lizzle- (already drunk at around 7:30 p.m. on Friday...lol)
"How are we gonna fit a dress on it? Imagine me married to Chicago!"
-Mom- (on the way home from picking me up from the downtown water tower campus, she exclaimed, "I loove Chicago so much!" to which I replied "why don't you marry it?!")
posted by LoveisLife4Nen at 4:30 PM
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