bonerbonerbonerboner

You know the kind of laughter that makes your stomach hurt?
Well my mother made me laugh THAT hard tonight.

We were on our way out of the airport where we had just blown kisses and waved goodbye to daddy.

Outside, I say to my sister, whom I call boner, "I wonder if mom knows what a boner is." My mother primarily speaks spanish, but knows enough english to bullshit with you. So my sister, Boner, turns to my mother and says: "Mom, say boner."

From that moment on, I was laughing uncontrollably. All through the parking lot to our truck my mother kept saying "boner" repeatedly.

Upon entering the car, my mother then asks me "So, Nen, que es boner?"

That just made me laugh harder- to the point where I had to exit the vehicle.

"Mom pleeaaase stop!!" No dice.

I had to go outside because my stomach hurt so much, I was laughing that hard. So, I make the mistake of opening the door. Why was it a mistake, Nen? Because all I heard was my mom going: "bonerbonerbonerboner."

I slam the car door shut, and by this time, I am cackling outside, and passers-by will never know that it was because my sister made my mother say a dirty word.

Finally, I composed myself and found the strength to get back in the car.

I get in and of course she says boner again.

"Mom, seriously, do you know what you're saying?!"

"HahahahHahhah!!! Si, es un pajaro parado." ::Translation:: "hahahhahaha, yes, it's an erect wanker."

SHE KNEW IT ALLL ALONG, THAT LITTLE TWIRP.

Anyway, BONER.

QOTD
"I told you how to scratch a scrotum, right?"
-Edgar-

"I'm trying to keep a constant stream of wakey-wakey."
-Edgar-

"Nen, why don't you lock your doors? Anyone can jump in and kill your ass. You know negroes have a habit of doing that, right?"
-Randy-