One More
Just got out of Fr. Tobin's final about 20 minutes ago (10:20) and not for nothin', but I do believe I have pillaged the crackers out of that final. This could very well be because I double studied for this final (those of you who read the last post know why) as well as because I really loved this class.
And now, here I sit, with an INCREDIBLE urge to go the hell home and lay down because my monthly visitor has decided to arrive today, the day before my BIGGEST, SCARIEST final.
So yeah, here I sit, cramping, dying of hunger, yes, dying, let me be dramatic, I've earned it, and sleep-deprived. I wonder what time Thai Grill opens....
I just ran into Dr. Dye. He was basically last semester's Fr. Costigan by way that I loved him sooo much!! He was like "Jen! What's up? I hear your'e graduating!" He asked what my plans were and I told him I wanted to work before grad school and he says:
"Yeah, that's a good plan. I wish I had done that. All I did was fuck around my first year of grad school. I played ping-pong the whole time."
PING PONG?! LOL....I shit you not, this is EXACTLY what this man told me and this conversation happened about 5 minutes ago, so it's still fresh in my cabeza. RANDOM? I think yes! And that is why I loved him.
I think Thai Grill opens at 11, so once I'm done here, I'm trecking over there to get some food. Also, I have meds in my car to alleviate this monstrous pain called cramps. Oh well, at least I'm not barfing this month.
Yeah, dude, girls have it bad sometimes! I bet some guys didn't know that! I mean, apart from the whole PMS stuff and the cramping, there are other symptoms that appear with menstruation that make women want to hang themselves, i.e.: bloating, nausea, vomitting, fatigue, cravings...etc, etc. And then you fucktards wonder why we get so messed up at this time. YOU SEE? I JUST CALLED YOU FUCKTARDS!
I wonder what the Iguana deals with on a monthly basis. I hope Mrs. Iguana is calm and kind.
As far as moodiness goes, I manage to keep that under control unless you're a total idiot and I can't stand you. Other than that, it's all just extreme fatigue and crazy cravings. You know what's real funny? This horrendous "natural cycle" will still be here on Saturday, the biggest day of my life! Ok, maybe not the biggest, but it's big to me! Graduation, then dinner at Iberico, then partying at Buzz later on....who the hell wants to be in this condition?! Not I, so I will jump into my time machine at 7pm central time, and go back about a week to when I was not in this sorrowful condition. Who wants to come with me? My time machine kicks all sorts of time machine ass. You're better off accepting my invitation- either that or make me a sandwich.
QOTD
"Oh Mennyyyy....you came and you brought me a Juanieeee...."
-Lilly (to the tune of 'Oh Mandy')
Me:Memo your balls!
Lilly:I did, but they never reply.
Lilly: He sounds chocolate.
Me: But he's not.
Lilly: Yeah, I think he's wearing a white man suit.
"New Orleans is open again?"
-Lilly-
And now, here I sit, with an INCREDIBLE urge to go the hell home and lay down because my monthly visitor has decided to arrive today, the day before my BIGGEST, SCARIEST final.
So yeah, here I sit, cramping, dying of hunger, yes, dying, let me be dramatic, I've earned it, and sleep-deprived. I wonder what time Thai Grill opens....
I just ran into Dr. Dye. He was basically last semester's Fr. Costigan by way that I loved him sooo much!! He was like "Jen! What's up? I hear your'e graduating!" He asked what my plans were and I told him I wanted to work before grad school and he says:
"Yeah, that's a good plan. I wish I had done that. All I did was fuck around my first year of grad school. I played ping-pong the whole time."
PING PONG?! LOL....I shit you not, this is EXACTLY what this man told me and this conversation happened about 5 minutes ago, so it's still fresh in my cabeza. RANDOM? I think yes! And that is why I loved him.
I think Thai Grill opens at 11, so once I'm done here, I'm trecking over there to get some food. Also, I have meds in my car to alleviate this monstrous pain called cramps. Oh well, at least I'm not barfing this month.
Yeah, dude, girls have it bad sometimes! I bet some guys didn't know that! I mean, apart from the whole PMS stuff and the cramping, there are other symptoms that appear with menstruation that make women want to hang themselves, i.e.: bloating, nausea, vomitting, fatigue, cravings...etc, etc. And then you fucktards wonder why we get so messed up at this time. YOU SEE? I JUST CALLED YOU FUCKTARDS!
I wonder what the Iguana deals with on a monthly basis. I hope Mrs. Iguana is calm and kind.
As far as moodiness goes, I manage to keep that under control unless you're a total idiot and I can't stand you. Other than that, it's all just extreme fatigue and crazy cravings. You know what's real funny? This horrendous "natural cycle" will still be here on Saturday, the biggest day of my life! Ok, maybe not the biggest, but it's big to me! Graduation, then dinner at Iberico, then partying at Buzz later on....who the hell wants to be in this condition?! Not I, so I will jump into my time machine at 7pm central time, and go back about a week to when I was not in this sorrowful condition. Who wants to come with me? My time machine kicks all sorts of time machine ass. You're better off accepting my invitation- either that or make me a sandwich.
QOTD
"Oh Mennyyyy....you came and you brought me a Juanieeee...."
-Lilly (to the tune of 'Oh Mandy')
Me:Memo your balls!
Lilly:I did, but they never reply.
Lilly: He sounds chocolate.
Me: But he's not.
Lilly: Yeah, I think he's wearing a white man suit.
"New Orleans is open again?"
-Lilly-

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