Tuesday, September 13, 2005

A Bit About Allison the Amazing Ass Grabber

There's a new song by Staind that completely rocks my globe. It had been a while since I had heard anything from them, but I've always enjoyed their music.

Been babysitting my nieces bc my sister is in the hospital. Motherdom (i do believe i've just made up a word) is difficult! (I didn't want to use the word motherhood bc it's "unamusing.") I hope you are ready, Sherly!
p.s. to my readers, Sherly has decided to name her baby (who is due to be born on MY birthday [12-22] Samantha. If you think she should really be naming the baby Nenninator in my honor, leave obnoxious comments in the comment section telling her how cool of a name Nenninator is. I'll also take Nen-Thrax (courtesy of OJ), Nentendo (courtesy of Liz), Nenners (courtesy of Lolo), Nensicle, and especially Nenliet (courtesy of Kate.)

**Allison, thank you for your comment. I miss you. No one can grab my ass the way you do, not even Edgar. (just kidding baby, I'm just telling her that so she'll call me.) ;p Allison, don't read the sentence within the parentheses.**

People whose sodium levels are low are hella funny.

Dave Reiter, I am publically apologizing to you for forgetting to bring you that soup. I really do feel horrible about it. YOU FORGIVE NOW! Oh wait, you're one of my white friends, I have yet to address my Asian friends. I take that Asian-like demand for forgiveness back.

Why is it so damn fun to rip on Asians? It's so fun, even Asians do it!

Would the people who are trying to advertise soap, blogs, and other semi-useless (with the exception of soap, of course) items stop leaving your dumbass comments on my blog! That right is reserved for cool people. And if you're not cool, I don't even care about you.

These are my late-night, sleep-deprived, stressed out ramblings. I hope you've been amused at my expense. SHIT, you BETTER be, I'm up extra late writing this for you. Not only should you be amused, you should be paying me. Kidding! No I'm not.

QOTD
"What?! That's MY illness!"
-Lilly being territorial about Pericarditis.-

"What if in Titanic, the girl's name was Mendez? Never let go, Mendez! Never let go!"
-Miles-

"You can just call me uncle-daddy."
-Grinslade-

"Did I just cross the line into sexy-hood?"
-Edgar, right after an unexpected French kiss-

"We're not twins! You're fat!"
-Carlos-

"Sorry I treat your face like an amusement park."
-Edgar-

And the sweet quote of the day......
"I just smile when I realize what's in front of me."
-(who else?) Edgar-