TURD FERGUSON

::Thank you for the pin. You know how much Turd Ferguson makes me laugh::

If you all don't know where Turd Ferguson is from, then you need to watch you some Saturday Night Live Jeopardy skits.

It's been raining out since I woke up and I'm glad for it. We've needed rain like this.

Congratulations to my Lilly on getting a job!! The little shit got the first job she applied for. Now, that's some divine intervention right there! Good for you, Lolo. I'm proud and happy for you!!! :p Now you can spend money on me.

I have to be at work in an hour and a half. Boo!!! Work is for lames.

I got hit on by a senior citizen the other day at breakfast. He was making eyes at me and then he came over and told me I had a hearty appetite. Good to know I've still got charm with men that are old enough to know Jesus.

Edgar and I went apt. hunting for him yesterday. He's excited! I hope it all works out well for him. He needs his space.

I've been contemplating that myself. I need to move out of my house. It's getting to that point where I feel suffocated. Sometimes the homelife does that to you.

QOTD
"Stay over here where we can see you. The creature from the black lagoon might get you. I mean, the green lagoon. Wait, that's not even a lagoon."
-Randy-

"Come on! Prove it! Whip it out!"
-Lilly- (that crazy bitch thinks her weenis is bigger than mine.)

"Inappropriate punctuation is fun!"
-Lilly-

"Did you find him on man-t.v.?!"
-Edgar- (I told him I have another boyfriend)

"When I have nothing to do, I pet my cactus."
-Edgar-