This One Goes Out to Ed & Janel, This Weekend's Kind Strangers

Turns out my AOL works again and I had to go through 167 emails that I had received while my shit was busted. My favorite email from the junk mail pile was one titled "Of the late Frank Mendez." The email itself started "Dear Mendez,"
LOL I like that it just started off like that. Anyway, it was supposedly from some man with an African sounding name who was Frank Mendez' financial advisor. And according to Mr. Africa, my family and I were the next of kin to the late Frank Mendez and we were entitled to half of his inheritance. The other half, in case it crossed your mind, would be going to Mr. Africa himself. So, the email closed with a request for all of my personal information so we could get the ball rolling on getting Frank Mendez' money. LMAO....Poor Frank...perched on some cloud, playing a harp, looking down on the niece (or cousin, or sister, or aunt...who knows...I could've even been Frank's mother) who never even knew he existed because...wait, what?! He probably never existed himself!!! That's crazy talk!!!

Random things make my world go round.

I experienced countless little acts of kindness this past weekend. They were small, but soooo noticeable, that I felt the urge to mention them here. At the picnic Edgar, Haley, and I went to on Saturday, it would be a while before the food was made and Haley was walking around going "Num Num" which roughly translates into "Bitch, I'm hungry, make me a sammich."
So, Ed, one of the parishioners from Priscilla's church (Priscilla is Edgar's sister) offered to stop at Popeyes to get Haley some food to hold her over. This man came back with mac n' cheese, mashed potatoes, and some chicken for Haley, and WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIM. When he came back, I asked him how much we owed him and he refused to take any money. That's some pay-it-forward action right there.

On a similar note, a girl named Janel commented on a post I had written requesting prayers for Edgar. She wrote that she would be praying for us, along with a prayer circle to whom she had submitted the petition (prayer request.) Tell me that's not something special!!!
Thank you, Janel. Your prayers are appreciated to the fullest extent and you are also in our prayers!!!

I finally get to see my Anna Gentry after years (actually, it's more like two months, but I like to think that I can be as dramatic as I'd like here on my blog) on Tuesday for the outdoor film festival!!!

My sweet Edgar takes amazing care of me wherever we go. The man watched Haley so I could eat on Saturday, and then when we got to Laura's BBQ, he fixed my plate for me!! He is sweet that way. To me, those were little acts of kindness right along the lines of what I mentioned above and I appreciate him doing things like that for me. He looks out for me like you would not believe. **Thank you buba!!!**

Bradwell, I miss you. The end. :(

Randy, there is no one else on the planet that I call Randy. Maybe that's because I don't know anyone that's really named Randy. Of course I was talking about you, guface!! Oh, and thanks for the Fuzzy Wuzzy text message. It was the first thing I saw when I woke up and it confirmed that you are a tard.

Lizzle, it's a damn shame your phone company sucks at life. Now, paint me something pretty you hooch. ;p

QOTD
"Jerry needs some Jerry juice."
-Jerry my manager behind the bar.-

"Did you take a shower today? You look different.."
-Reiter being an ass.-

"Oh Mendez, why do I want to hump you every time I see you?"
-Nick- (I don't know his last name!!!!)

"It's not fun if your plane's goin' down!! What about sharks?!"
-Jodi discussing her fear of flying- (lol....sharks)

"If your plane went down, I think you'd be too dead to worry about sharks."
-Eric-

"Hurry it up there, Alloysious."
-Steve....yep...he was talking to me.-