Friday, July 08, 2005

Sorry Lo-Lo, but Humans Still Suck More

So hamsters eat their babies ey? Two words: Jeffrey Dahmer.
Same shit, but even more despicable because...well, ewww cannibalism!!
Lola, some sick fucks blew up a bomb in a subway and on a bus in London today, and you want me to think that humans don't suck as much as they do. Times like these, I actually wish Dahmer was alive to eat terrorists, rapists, and other stupid people in general. He'd have himself a frackin feast, that little bitch would never go hungry. Seems like there's an endless supply of the kind of people Dahmer should dine on: Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise and any other Scientology follower..it's just not normal, the entire Al-Qaeda (sp?), Howard Stern, the KKK, Eminen and all other white folk who think they're black, Kevin Federline and his trashy wife whose name is not worth mentioning, Vin Diesel, Rich greedy bastards, people who order soup and salad, drug dealers, gang bangers, ghetto mexicans, Starr Jones, Michael Jackson, Anyone who sings reagetton (ie Daddy Yankee and whoever did the gasolina song,) Priests who molested small children, Lindsay Lohan...and the list continues...if you think of anyone else you'd like to add, feel free to comment in the comment section.

So to quote Mr. Jack Johnson, (who by the way, would not be eaten) "Where'd all the good people go?!"

Please don't assume that I think that EVERYONE sucks. No, you're right, there are good people in the world. You, Lola, are one of them. But DAMN....they sure are hard to come by.

People suck, still not changing my mind on this one. Well, for now, anyway.
Tomorrow night, we party at the Hunt Club!!! yowsa!! Ewwww...Mark!!!

QOTD
"You don't seem too concerned, Jenny. You'll care when my 3rd eye has a laser."
-Kate-

"It's kind of like 'rate-my-boobs' but different."
-Bradwell on the 'rate-my-poop' website.-