"Make it romantic!!! Hurry!!!" -Edgar-

I like how my blog is being used as a means of communication for everyone. It's soooo cool!!! Always feel free to do so!! Ollie, you'll finally be able to get rid of that stinky squid.

Meghan, if you read this soon, please know that I miss you dearly. It's not the same without you. You're not missing a whole lot at work. Unless you like to serve gluttonous (word?) pigs that don't find anything wrong with eating SEVEN bowls of zuppie-T. Oh also if you don't mind waiting on tables that think it's OK to NOT wear ANY deo.

Secretly...well, maybe not so secretly, I am extremely unsatisfied at the O.G. I have fallen into a pattern of comfort there and I have known this for a while. Man, that job makes me feel bad for anyone that has to work there, myself included. Don't get me wrong, I'm not throwing a pity party and inviting everyone, but the OG reaaaaallly blows. Even some of my managers are dying to get the hell out of there and get a "real" job.

If anyone knows where I can buy a real job, please contact me. ;p

Not gonna lie...I'm scared shitless to graduate. I'm scared shitless to fully transition from Jenny the young lady to Jenny the woman who has to have her shit together all the time.

Sorry guys, I'm awfully pessimistic today, so I'll cut it short now.
Here is your MAAAASSSSSSIVE Qotd section.

QOTD
"Make it romantic!!! Hurry!!"
-Edgar trying to kiss me as fireworks were shooting in the air-

"Yes they are stupid! Don't fuckin' tell me they're not stupid!"
-Lilly hating on dogs.-

"I don't know about Lilly. I think that's a step down from Mapquest."
-Edgar hating on Lilly's directional impairment-

"Well if Mariana and that fat cousin of ours didn't say anything, I wouldn't be so sad with myself!"
-Jessica-

"I got yo man, now I'm gonna get yo discount!"
-Lilly-

"I ain't felt a pelvis in so long.."
-Ed-

"Well I'm disappointed in your disappointedness!"
-Steve-

"It's my baptizer!"
-Steve waving around a stick-

"Breadsticks...they're so fat and salty!"
-Juliana-

"There I was looking white as hell!"
-Jess the manager on his experience in Mexico-

"Everyday I see you, you seem fatter and fatter!"
-Eri- (thanks, pal!)

LEO: (to Jerry our manager who caught him sitting down on the clock) Don't kick me!
JERRY: Why should I hurt my foot for you?

"How's your ziti, Steve? Ziti-licious?!"
-Nick-

"That wasn't happy laughter. That was 'I'm gonna stab Oscar in the eye' laughter."
-Davina our culinary manager-

"Who wants to go to the managers and ask for permission to misuse 52 coasters?"
-Isidor wanting to turn coasters into palying cards-

"Does it taste like strawberries?? Or babies???"
-Steve- .....lol....yeah...I don't know either...

"I'm in the dungeon of life.."
-Davina- (we all are when we're at the OG, Davina!!!)