Moonglasses & Lip Condoms....Patent Pending

I like when certain people come into your life, and you know they're there for a reason, but you can't quite figure out just why. A few weeks ago, I served an elderly couple at work. The Macke's...consisting of Don and Gloria, were the best thing to come along in a looong time. Mr. Macke is a genius in his own right. I am considering adopting this man and his wife as surrogate grandpappies. He shared with me one of his favorite sayings, which is: "The only thing we have of real value in this life is one another." I can't thank him enough for that.

Mikey Fitz got his job back at the OG. Poor guy shoulda taken his ticket out and ran!!

I'm helping to train the new class at the OG bc there are 8 tardos who thought it would be a good idea to work in Satan's lair.
You know what this means? This means I will only have ONE day off from my hell and the rest will be spent training these creeps how to be a server. More than half of them will be gone within the month anyhow.

Poor Edgar is sick as a dog. He started feeling really sick on Thursday when we went to go see a play at the Drury Lane. But on Friday, he had to call off of work he was that sick. Needless to say, I did not get properly kissed this weekend. :( lol...no, seriously though, I hope he feels better soon. He was pretty drained today. Somehow we still managed to stuff our faces at New Pot tonight for dinner. My lovely niece Sandra joined us. She's 18 and off to college in a month. Talk about depressing....

Lilly, you are a phenoooomenal friend, man. Thank you for the way you care. Thank you for the way you open up. Thank you for being you. I hate that you've been going through the crap you've been going through, but I love to see you grow. I've seen you change so much within the last year. I love you even if you have miniballs. p.s. you should check out the song called "The River" by Toby Lightman...you might like it...and have I ever been wrong?

QOTD
"Well, it was nice bullshitting with you."
-Edgar's mom Carmen after talking with us.-

"Diana, can I go home? I think I have the herpes."
-Arby-

"Goodnight, ovary ears."
-Lilly-

"Don't make me get fat and emotional on you."
-Arby-

"I'm sweating on my eyelids."
-Dave Reiter-

"They look like they just got done hanging out with TuPac."
-Leo, racially profiling my tables.-

"Ugh, don't pinch me when I'm bent over, I feel fat."
-Nick N.-

"Mami? Where'd you travel just now?"
-Juliana after observing me all spaced out.-

"Have you ever read a book?!"
-Dave Reiter being condescending to Arbucks.-

"You know what Mendez? You're just a tyrant!"
-My manager, Jess-

"I'm not really gay, I'm just greedy."
-Oliver-

"They're like little french fries....(giggle)....little frenchies!"
-Greg looking at my fingers.-

"I look like I should be running a dry cleaner, you look like you should be selling oranges on the highway."
-Oliver (he looks reaaaallly Asian.)-

"I think they were yelling at him for sucking!"
-Nick talking about D.C.-

Me: (kinda tipsy) Man, the moon is soooo bright! I freekin need sunglasses!
Lilly: No, you need moonglasses.

"You think we could kiss if we put like a plastic bag between us? like lip condoms? Hmm...there's an invention somewhere in that!"
-Edgar- (he got sick this weekend)