Happy Birthday Fabiola
Ok, I've been remiss here on the blog, but its been a hell of a weekend.
The weekend pretty much started on Thursday, St. Patty's Day.
I worked that night, and it was sloooow as hell because let's face it, people would rather be drinking green beer than eating poser, artificial italian food at the OG.
After work, my coworker Brad and I had breakfast at Omega in Downer's Grove. Horrible food. Nonetheless, Brad helped me finish up the ham. We were joined by tall Dave (the breadstick in the hunger force...I'll tell you about the Hunger Force momentarily), Megbo, and her little friend.
With the exception of Brad, who thought doing laundry at BubbleLand would be more fun than being with us, we all wound up at Susy's house to celebrate her happy birthday. Thus began my fun. (If I were speaking, you would detect the sarcasm in that last statement.)
When I got there, Julian had already guzzled about 12 beers because he was in a drinking contest with Susy's sister. He never really drinks to the point of inebriation, so you can imagine what I had to deal with. He plopped down on Susy's bed and refused to get off of it. I pretty much had to pull him off and cary him to the car. lol, well not really carry him, but you can pretty much picture the scenario.
Friday, I woke my ass up at 6am after dealing with getting a very unusually drunk Julian home at around 3 am, and I went to class. HA! Not very fun or easy! I kicked myself in the face (I'm talented like that) for picking up a morning shift at work....groggily I dragged myself to work. Much to my surprise, it was a pretty decent day! During our break, coworkers Jessie, Allison, Trish, and I went to Houlihans for lunch and to get hammered before we had to be back at work! But the fun did not end there; our restaurant is located RIGHT next to North Beach bar and dance club....BWAHAHAHA! More drinks!! Couple of shots later, it's back to work...I was the cocktailer that night and boy was work damn fun!! I should drink before my shifts more often.
That night, Fivos, Roxie, Julian, and I went to James Joyce and to Edens where I played darts for the first time. We kicked butt, and Fivos and Roxie cried.
OK- THE HUNGER FORCE- Starring:
Meghan Keating (aka Hans) as The Salad.
Jen Mendez as The Soup.
Dave R.<---forgot his last name (aka Wolffie) as The Breadstick
Yes, this is what working at the Olive Garden has reduced our imaginations to. We have nightmares about soups, salads, and breadsticks, and NO, we do not enjoy serving them, nor do we think your order is "easy" as you seem to think. You are not doing us any favors by ordering things that are as refillable as the soup, salad, and breadsticks.
I hate you if you've ever ordered soup, salad,breadsticks, and WATER from me. Ya cheap jerks, get some real food next time.
Well that's about it from me....the quote of the day is not glamorous, but it will do.
QOTD
"awwww you want me to call a waaaahmbulance?!" -Jessie to someone that was needlessly bitching about something.
The weekend pretty much started on Thursday, St. Patty's Day.
I worked that night, and it was sloooow as hell because let's face it, people would rather be drinking green beer than eating poser, artificial italian food at the OG.
After work, my coworker Brad and I had breakfast at Omega in Downer's Grove. Horrible food. Nonetheless, Brad helped me finish up the ham. We were joined by tall Dave (the breadstick in the hunger force...I'll tell you about the Hunger Force momentarily), Megbo, and her little friend.
With the exception of Brad, who thought doing laundry at BubbleLand would be more fun than being with us, we all wound up at Susy's house to celebrate her happy birthday. Thus began my fun. (If I were speaking, you would detect the sarcasm in that last statement.)
When I got there, Julian had already guzzled about 12 beers because he was in a drinking contest with Susy's sister. He never really drinks to the point of inebriation, so you can imagine what I had to deal with. He plopped down on Susy's bed and refused to get off of it. I pretty much had to pull him off and cary him to the car. lol, well not really carry him, but you can pretty much picture the scenario.
Friday, I woke my ass up at 6am after dealing with getting a very unusually drunk Julian home at around 3 am, and I went to class. HA! Not very fun or easy! I kicked myself in the face (I'm talented like that) for picking up a morning shift at work....groggily I dragged myself to work. Much to my surprise, it was a pretty decent day! During our break, coworkers Jessie, Allison, Trish, and I went to Houlihans for lunch and to get hammered before we had to be back at work! But the fun did not end there; our restaurant is located RIGHT next to North Beach bar and dance club....BWAHAHAHA! More drinks!! Couple of shots later, it's back to work...I was the cocktailer that night and boy was work damn fun!! I should drink before my shifts more often.
That night, Fivos, Roxie, Julian, and I went to James Joyce and to Edens where I played darts for the first time. We kicked butt, and Fivos and Roxie cried.
OK- THE HUNGER FORCE- Starring:
Meghan Keating (aka Hans) as The Salad.
Jen Mendez as The Soup.
Dave R.<---forgot his last name (aka Wolffie) as The Breadstick
Yes, this is what working at the Olive Garden has reduced our imaginations to. We have nightmares about soups, salads, and breadsticks, and NO, we do not enjoy serving them, nor do we think your order is "easy" as you seem to think. You are not doing us any favors by ordering things that are as refillable as the soup, salad, and breadsticks.
I hate you if you've ever ordered soup, salad,breadsticks, and WATER from me. Ya cheap jerks, get some real food next time.
Well that's about it from me....the quote of the day is not glamorous, but it will do.
QOTD
"awwww you want me to call a waaaahmbulance?!" -Jessie to someone that was needlessly bitching about something.

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