JUST A GUY IN A MICKEY MOUSE SUIT
oHHHH hollywood.
It's swarming with some crazy mo-fo's.
Readers, I swear to you that one of the first things I saw was a guy in a broke ass mickey mouse suit. How'd I know it wasn't the real Mickey you say?
First off, he was wearing a long-sleeved Black Adidas shirt as a top. Secondly, he was walking down a lonely side street. I took a picture of him nonetheless. He waved. NOW THAT'S STAR QUALITY!
The next crazy mo-fo was comical. He was a rather large African American man, maybe in his 40's. He was donning a tall silver sequined Cat in the Hat type hat and a long tailed blue jacket. He had a microphone, people. The only line I remember from his song was "and that's tooth-decay. ya gotta brush your teeth every single day." He was NOT endorsing a dental office. He was just out there singing his songs, makin an honest buck.
I proceeded to walk down the street kinda afraid of what I might find. I was forewarned that I might see some prostitutes. That wasn't novel, though. Prostitutes roam free on Roosevelt Road back home.
Anyway- I'm walkin along, walkin along and what do I see but about 5 different bondage stores on the same block. AND WE THOUGHT STARBUCKS WAS BAD.
And now- I am back at the hotel where some cow seems to be pacing back and forth on the floor right above me.
So tired am I. Lillian, if you read this any time soon, I hope that you are having a blast in L.V. Be patient- even when "people" suck. That's just the kind of heart you have.
QOTD
JUAN: so... why are you on a computer at 10 pm instead of out doing all the drugs and drinking all the alcohol in LA?
ME: because I was up at like 6am for church today
JUAN: wait, wait...God's open on Tuesdays?!
It's swarming with some crazy mo-fo's.
Readers, I swear to you that one of the first things I saw was a guy in a broke ass mickey mouse suit. How'd I know it wasn't the real Mickey you say?
First off, he was wearing a long-sleeved Black Adidas shirt as a top. Secondly, he was walking down a lonely side street. I took a picture of him nonetheless. He waved. NOW THAT'S STAR QUALITY!
The next crazy mo-fo was comical. He was a rather large African American man, maybe in his 40's. He was donning a tall silver sequined Cat in the Hat type hat and a long tailed blue jacket. He had a microphone, people. The only line I remember from his song was "and that's tooth-decay. ya gotta brush your teeth every single day." He was NOT endorsing a dental office. He was just out there singing his songs, makin an honest buck.
I proceeded to walk down the street kinda afraid of what I might find. I was forewarned that I might see some prostitutes. That wasn't novel, though. Prostitutes roam free on Roosevelt Road back home.
Anyway- I'm walkin along, walkin along and what do I see but about 5 different bondage stores on the same block. AND WE THOUGHT STARBUCKS WAS BAD.
And now- I am back at the hotel where some cow seems to be pacing back and forth on the floor right above me.
So tired am I. Lillian, if you read this any time soon, I hope that you are having a blast in L.V. Be patient- even when "people" suck. That's just the kind of heart you have.
QOTD
JUAN: so... why are you on a computer at 10 pm instead of out doing all the drugs and drinking all the alcohol in LA?
ME: because I was up at like 6am for church today
JUAN: wait, wait...God's open on Tuesdays?!
posted by LoveisLife4Nen at 10:48 PM
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