Wednesday, July 25, 2007

SAMMICH

So I sat at Subway for lunch today since Gigi, Jenel, and Jay have Tuesdays off, and I ordered my very favorite SIX INCH CHICKEN TERIYAKI SUB WITH OLIVES, PICKLES, A LITTLE LETTUCE, GIARDINERA, AND LOTS-N-LOTS OF SWEET ONION SAUCE.

It's been months since I've had this sandwich. I sat there with this delicious sandwich, a cold ass coke, and BBQ Baked Lays in front of me, getting ready to demolish it all, when some fool comes and sits down at the next table over, facing me.

You can't eat like an animal when someone can potentially be watching you, unless it's your sister, then who cares. My sister hates how I eat, she says I disgust her. VERY FEW people have seen me REALLY eat. Everyone else gets a very toned down version of the animal eater in Nen.

So I couldn't devour my sammich. BASTARD.

Next time I'll do it anyway and scare away all of the Subway patrons.

Today kinda sucked because I was the only one in my section tonight. Although, there was good news for one person at Chase. Eddie got a badass promotion today. I KNEW he'd get it, but he was skeptical. Congratulations to you, Edweirdo :) Now you can get your stewpid Subaru and leave the Sciontist club! (Although I don't see WHY you'd wanna leave the Sciontist club, we're all pretty spectacular)

I get to see Incubus many hours from now. I'm so enthralled, I think I've soiled my pants.

God I want a soda so bad right now. But it would have to be a fountain drink. What is it about a fountain drink (versus the canned or bottled drink) that tastes so freekin good?!

No clue.

Ok, I'm off to sleep to dream of raping Brandon Boyd...repeatedly....::drooooool::

QOTD
Jorge: What's good to eat for memory enhancement?
Lynda: Carrots maybe?
Elena: A vacation!
Jorge: WHAT? How am I gonna eat a vacation?!

"Here Jenny, you should take some of my fat."
-Gigi-

"You bastard!!! When the hell did you get so hot!!! WOWSERS!!! That bikini pic is outstanding, darling...if I had ur body I would walk around naked all day!!! God hates me, dude, seriously. You get to drink coke, have fatttening foods, and pretty much eat whatever the hell you want and you don't gain weight. That's just crazy! I guess reincarnation must exist then. You must have been a 400 pound obese lady stuck to a hospital bed in your past life, but saintly, and your last wish before death to God was, "Make me thin in my next life." So here you are, new and improved; and STILL saintly. I hate you!!! (shakes menacing fist) But only cuz ur skinny and hot, you twerp. Other than that you are the shit!!! lol"
-Laura- (message on myspace)