"Did Somebody Lose Dey Baby?" -Cashier @ Target-
Yes, Edgar & I thought it would be a good idea to go to the Target in Cicero. We must have temporarily forgot that it was in Cicero.
True Story. That Qotd from the title really did happen. They cashier was yelling out at the customers in line, asking if someone had lost dey baby. I don't know if the kid was claimed. We should've kidnapped her, just to teach her mother a lesson. Oh, but WAIT. There's more. I was looking at something along the wall when all of a sudden, I hear a baby crying. Judging by the sounds of the cry, the baby couldn't be any older than 5 months. I turn to my left, and there is a little tiny black boy screaming his lungs out in the middle of the aisle in a baby carriage that is in a random ass shopping cart. I watched the baby for a couple of minutes when out comes mama yelling "SHUT. UP." Good idea, bitch. Leave him alone in the middle of the aisle, he can take care of himself, he's about 4 months old now. And if he cries because he's been abandoned, come back and yell in his face. Yeah!!! That oughta do it! Way to devastate his inner child, you assclown!!
(How's that for rude and obnoxious, Bradwell?!)
I need to tell the world...and by world I mean my blog readers, that I love Edgar's family. They are soooo frackin cool. Mama V. makes me laugh because she's incredibly honest- she don't take ANYONE'S crap and I love that about her. Priscilla is amazing!! She's a fantastic mother and soo smart and caring. Then of course there is baby Aidan...mmmm...smooches...he's tooo cute for words, and also verrry smart; we watched Land Before Time tonight!! I have yet to meet the big brother. Edgar calls him "night" because he says they are as different as night and day. Hahaha, that has to be interesting.
Bradwell owes me Lemonheads....he gets away with this ONLY because he owns QOTD today.
QOTD
"We stole a wheelchair from American Airlines!!!!!!!!"
-Joseph- (I wish you could've heard the excitement in his voice!"
"Shut up jello balls!"
-Lilly-
"I got yo man, now I'm gonna get yo discount!"
-Lilly-
"Maybe I should start my own religion...."
-Bradwell- (he said this in a very pensive tone..)
"Bow to me, for I am a wealthy man, I have made $7 off of my 1st 3 tables!"
-Bradwell-
"I don't care that much about shaving; She can be a gorilla...as long as she's a female gorilla."
-Bradwell-
True Story. That Qotd from the title really did happen. They cashier was yelling out at the customers in line, asking if someone had lost dey baby. I don't know if the kid was claimed. We should've kidnapped her, just to teach her mother a lesson. Oh, but WAIT. There's more. I was looking at something along the wall when all of a sudden, I hear a baby crying. Judging by the sounds of the cry, the baby couldn't be any older than 5 months. I turn to my left, and there is a little tiny black boy screaming his lungs out in the middle of the aisle in a baby carriage that is in a random ass shopping cart. I watched the baby for a couple of minutes when out comes mama yelling "SHUT. UP." Good idea, bitch. Leave him alone in the middle of the aisle, he can take care of himself, he's about 4 months old now. And if he cries because he's been abandoned, come back and yell in his face. Yeah!!! That oughta do it! Way to devastate his inner child, you assclown!!
(How's that for rude and obnoxious, Bradwell?!)
I need to tell the world...and by world I mean my blog readers, that I love Edgar's family. They are soooo frackin cool. Mama V. makes me laugh because she's incredibly honest- she don't take ANYONE'S crap and I love that about her. Priscilla is amazing!! She's a fantastic mother and soo smart and caring. Then of course there is baby Aidan...mmmm...smooches...he's tooo cute for words, and also verrry smart; we watched Land Before Time tonight!! I have yet to meet the big brother. Edgar calls him "night" because he says they are as different as night and day. Hahaha, that has to be interesting.
Bradwell owes me Lemonheads....he gets away with this ONLY because he owns QOTD today.
QOTD
"We stole a wheelchair from American Airlines!!!!!!!!"
-Joseph- (I wish you could've heard the excitement in his voice!"
"Shut up jello balls!"
-Lilly-
"I got yo man, now I'm gonna get yo discount!"
-Lilly-
"Maybe I should start my own religion...."
-Bradwell- (he said this in a very pensive tone..)
"Bow to me, for I am a wealthy man, I have made $7 off of my 1st 3 tables!"
-Bradwell-
"I don't care that much about shaving; She can be a gorilla...as long as she's a female gorilla."
-Bradwell-
posted by LoveisLife4Nen at 12:54 AM
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