BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!
So I talked with my counselor and I am soooo graduating in December. I thought I had to stay a full year, so December sounds like angels singing. Best birthday present in the world.
I was a half hour late to my meeting with the counselor and I realized that I am such a Mexican.
We are late to EVERYTHING.
I'm going to be late to my own funeral, I know it.
I like to refer to this phenomenon as "being on standard Mexican time."
My brother resorted to trickery to get me to where I have to be on time. But the ass went as far as telling me the event began a WHOLE HOUR before it actually did. Lucky for him, I was already running about a half hour late...cause if I had to wait an entire hour, he would have lost a finger or an eyelid.
I eat the worst shit everyday for breakfast. On top of the tacos and crazy concoctions my mother sends me out the door with in the morning (I've always been a breakfast on the run type gal) I get to school and attack to vending machines. Today, I spruced it up a bit; Couldn't decide between cookies or chips, so I bought both...and a coke...always have to have a coke. Never, EVER diet bc it tastes like I imagine glue would taste. CERTAINLY NEVER pepsi unless the CIA or the FBI or Christians confiscate all beverages save Pepsi and we are forced to drink it.
Much love to the vending machine on the 6th floor here at school....gonna miss you when I graduate.
Here's some random info.
*Toby Dye's final is tomorrow. I am all torn up inside bc I will miss him SO much. I will try to post his pic so u can see how cool he is!
*Happy Birthday Nick Liberatore.
*It will be damn near 70 degrees tomorrow.
*I have not found any nacho sombreros to wear to the 5 de Mayo party tmrw.
*5 de mayo IS NOT Mexican independence day (that's Sept. 16th.) 5 de Mayo celebrates Mexico's defeat over the pointy-faced Frenchies in the Battle of Puebla in 1862. Props to General Zaragoza for leading the beaners in this particular war. You sure showed them pointy bastards a thing or two...PARLEVOUS FRAN-PINCHES PENDEJOS CABRONES!! HIJOS DE LA CHINGADA QUE SE CREEN?! YOU WANT SOME FREEDOM FRIES WITH THEM TACOS?
*My mother is getting the movie "The Notebook" for Mother's Day. What are you getting your mammies?!
*Thanks for the comment in the comment section, Anna! I heart you!
*Lilly did an AWESOME job at her honors presentation today!
QOTD
"I ordered a redbull and vodka to sober me up."
-Aleksey- (talking about his party days in the Ukraine.)
"This is not hair! These are lockes!"
-Grinslade talking about his own hair-
I was a half hour late to my meeting with the counselor and I realized that I am such a Mexican.
We are late to EVERYTHING.
I'm going to be late to my own funeral, I know it.
I like to refer to this phenomenon as "being on standard Mexican time."
My brother resorted to trickery to get me to where I have to be on time. But the ass went as far as telling me the event began a WHOLE HOUR before it actually did. Lucky for him, I was already running about a half hour late...cause if I had to wait an entire hour, he would have lost a finger or an eyelid.
I eat the worst shit everyday for breakfast. On top of the tacos and crazy concoctions my mother sends me out the door with in the morning (I've always been a breakfast on the run type gal) I get to school and attack to vending machines. Today, I spruced it up a bit; Couldn't decide between cookies or chips, so I bought both...and a coke...always have to have a coke. Never, EVER diet bc it tastes like I imagine glue would taste. CERTAINLY NEVER pepsi unless the CIA or the FBI or Christians confiscate all beverages save Pepsi and we are forced to drink it.
Much love to the vending machine on the 6th floor here at school....gonna miss you when I graduate.
Here's some random info.
*Toby Dye's final is tomorrow. I am all torn up inside bc I will miss him SO much. I will try to post his pic so u can see how cool he is!
*Happy Birthday Nick Liberatore.
*It will be damn near 70 degrees tomorrow.
*I have not found any nacho sombreros to wear to the 5 de Mayo party tmrw.
*5 de mayo IS NOT Mexican independence day (that's Sept. 16th.) 5 de Mayo celebrates Mexico's defeat over the pointy-faced Frenchies in the Battle of Puebla in 1862. Props to General Zaragoza for leading the beaners in this particular war. You sure showed them pointy bastards a thing or two...PARLEVOUS FRAN-PINCHES PENDEJOS CABRONES!! HIJOS DE LA CHINGADA QUE SE CREEN?! YOU WANT SOME FREEDOM FRIES WITH THEM TACOS?
*My mother is getting the movie "The Notebook" for Mother's Day. What are you getting your mammies?!
*Thanks for the comment in the comment section, Anna! I heart you!
*Lilly did an AWESOME job at her honors presentation today!
QOTD
"I ordered a redbull and vodka to sober me up."
-Aleksey- (talking about his party days in the Ukraine.)
"This is not hair! These are lockes!"
-Grinslade talking about his own hair-
posted by LoveisLife4Nen at 9:35 PM
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