Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Happy 2-year Nick & Anita!

I'd like to thank the Michael Jackson wannabe subway performer who was doing Michael Jackson/Usher Raymond type dancing to none other than the song "Lady in Red." I don't know if you've ever heard that song, but it's a rather slow song. You cannot dance alone to the song "Lady in Red" without looking like a real catastrophe.
Even still, thank you dancing man in the sequin vest. Thank you.

Lola came over last night to use powerpoint because she's poor and lives in the subway with the Michael Jackson impersonator. She was not there today to slow dance with him. Anywho, she came, we laughed our balls off and I fed her and sent her "home" with a few snacks for her and her dancing clown of a boyfriend. I never knew someone could get such joy from a swivel chair. She took a shine to my swivel chair as well as my poster of Brandon Boyd. I think she may have attempted to procreate with the poster had I not been in the room.
Just kidding, Lola's not poor. Her parent's just bought a goddam mansion in Niles. I'm so sad that she's moving all the way out there. My platonic wifey is leaving me. :(
She seems excited enough about the house, but it prob means that she won't be coming around as much. I mean, I'm happy they bought a new home, but I'm gonna miss my Lo. There won't be anyone to call me a vulva or a scrotum anymore :( (sniffle)
*I know she's not dying, but I see her almost everyday*

Baby sister Jessi, or Cona as I like to call her, came back from KAIROS. For those of you who don't know, KAIROS (the word) means "God's time." In practice, KAIROS is a spiritual retreat that incites self-discovery, understanding, appreciation, and love. It was an amazing experience for me and I was anxious for her return just so I could see if she got out of it what I hoped she did.
I sighed a sigh of relief when she went up to speak and in tears told me and my parents how much we mean to her. KAIROS comes through once again.

Congratulations to my sweet, sweet friends Anna and Nick on celebrating their 2-year anniversary today. They are the kinds of people that deserve one another. Both of them are so good, they radiate. Love makes them shine even more. I am genuinely happy for both of them. Usually when I see happy couples I mutter shit like "haha...he's gonna cheat on you, just wait." or "hehehe...wait till you find out she's a whore." I only do that cause I'm jealous though!
Not with Nick and Anna though...whenever I see them together, my heart smiles for em. I only hope that they are even happier in the future and that I can be the flower girl in their wedding. (I'll take ring-bearer too, guys.)

It's cold in my room. I have to pee. And I should get back to studying EVEN IF studying is for jerks and lesbians.

***NOTE: I misplaced some qotd's by lilly and lizzle. when i find them, they shall be posted.***
QOTD
"What are you up to besides stinking up the place?"
-Dave "the Breadstick" Reiter-

"So...what you're saying is...you won't have my children."
-David Grinslade-

"Quit being so folky"
-Lilly- (she doesn't like me likin folk music.)

"Or we could get a nacho sombrero hat! NA-CHO NA-CHO MAN!"
-Kate- (She had a brilliant idea to wear Mexican attire to the 5 de Mayo party we are attending)

"I have a big ol booger in my nose, man. Do you have a tissue so I can stop by?"
-Kate- (this is what our phone conversations are usually like, which is why I love her!)

"Well of course not. I got custody of you in the divorce settlement."
-Lizzle- (lol it's funny cause it's true.)

"Whatever, vulva."
-Lilly- (Our new thing is to insult each other by calling each other parts of the male and female genitalia/lower extremities etc....i.e. scrotum, birth canal, cervix, vulva, TRY IT!!!)